Isn't there someone we can call to fix this? And I mean fast.
This problem is seriously nasty hard. Frak.
I'm afraid I might try to stab my web professional and that seems pretty reasonable to me, they treat me like crap.
When the phone rings it is less painful to just let it go to voicemail than to talk to ____.
Holy Crap, our sales are down by 50%.
Holy Crap, our web project is now 16 months late.
If we can't figure out what is wrong, how can we fix it?
UGH, Curse, Mumble, Scream in frustration.
Any of this sound familiar?
Take a deep breath.
Now do that again.
I seek out - and solve - difficult problems. On purpose - I choose to do things because they are hard, I love it.
To create that joy I need to understand your problem. Let's talk.
Your problem is either small (my fee = $2,500), medium ($5,000), or large. ($7,500). We'll figure that out and every single thing I will do will be spelled out in a list of deliverables.
We talk about whether you need it fixed yesterday or sooner, and we set reasonable expectations.
We put you back in the driver's seat where you belong.
For web professionals, I can help you with sales, operations, and business planning. I have been there and done that, I know where the problems lie.